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"Brush your teeth with the best toothpaste,Then rinse your mouth with industrial waste".

If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared not only to retract it, but also to deny under oath that I ever said it - Tom Lehrer Quotes

If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared not only to retract it, but also to deny under oath that I ever said it

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you. - Tom Lehrer Quotes

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

American Musician

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them. - Tom Lehrer Quotes

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them.

Analysis Company

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder.For filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. I could tell you things about Peter Pan,And the Wizard of OZ, there's a dirty old man! - Tom Lehrer Quotes

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder.For filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. I could tell you things about Peter Pan,And the Wizard of OZ, there's a dirty old man!

Bad weather always looks worse through a window. - Tom Lehrer Quotes

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

On my income tax 1040 it says

On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

American Musician Income

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. - Tom Lehrer Quotes

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.

American Musician Communication

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years. - Tom Lehrer Quotes

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

Age And Aging American Musician

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer Quotes

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

American Musician Funny Life Motivational

Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers - Tom Lehrer Quotes

Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? - Tom Lehrer Quotes

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

American Musician

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent. - Tom Lehrer Quotes

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

Ego

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. - Tom Lehrer Quotes

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

American Musician Food

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen And they've hardly bothered us since then - Tom Lehrer Quotes

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen And they've hardly bothered us since then

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here - Tom Lehrer Quotes

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. - Tom Lehrer Quotes

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.

Army

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. - Tom Lehrer Quotes

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

American Musician People

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time to cheat him all the more The other three hundred and sixty-four - Tom Lehrer Quotes

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time to cheat him all the more The other three hundred and sixty-four

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer Quotes

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

American Musician Hate

In the new approach, as you know, the important thing is to understand what you are doing rather than to get the right answer - Tom Lehrer Quotes

In the new approach, as you know, the important thing is to understand what you are doing rather than to get the right answer

Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things - Tom Lehrer Quotes

Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl' - Tom Lehrer Quotes

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl'

[That it's sometimes indistinguishable from misanthropy is a risk the A.V. Club is willing to take.] People are stupider than anybody, ... They ban 'Huckleberry Finn' because it has the word 'nigger' in it. That's just silly. But what can you do? Except kill those people. - Tom Lehrer Quotes

[That it's sometimes indistinguishable from misanthropy is a risk the A.V. Club is willing to take.] People are stupider than anybody, ... They ban 'Huckleberry Finn' because it has the word 'nigger' in it. That's just silly. But what can you do? Except kill those people.

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year. - Tom Lehrer Quotes

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.

Age And Aging American Musician

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. - Tom Lehrer Quotes

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

American Musician Problems

It makes a fellow proud to be a soldier - Tom Lehrer Quotes

It makes a fellow proud to be a soldier

"Brush your teeth with the best toothpaste, Then rinse your mouth with industrial waste".

Teeth

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder.
For filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.
I could tell you things about Peter Pan,
And the Wizard of OZ, there's a dirty old man! - Tom Lehrer Quotes

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. I could tell you things about Peter Pan, And the Wizard of OZ, there's a dirty old man!

Books And Reading

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